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I initially read that as "Batman is Sailor Moon," which would have been a lot funnier.
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And people wonder why fansubs sometimes have a bad rap.
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name_here wrote:And people wonder why fansubs sometimes have a bad rap.
Did someone say lolsubs, cuz I think I just heard someone say lolsubs.
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I love the last one.

One of 'ems missing, by the way; there's a broken image link thingy inbetween the chess one and the fish one.
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I need to read more french board books now.
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The Pretentious Melon

A Survey (investigation?) of the Inspector Lapou

Is that more or less what the title is? I had to do it through Google translate, which isn't all that awesome at actually translating.
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Post by Whatever »

"Lapin" is "rabbit" in French, so his name is a play on that.
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Yes "enquête" is french for investigation in that context.
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Here's an entire blog dedicated to the horror of French children's books.
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Some stuff that makes a lot of sense.

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WHY?!

And, engrish for the win!
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If it makes you feel any better, that vampire one has been reposted about five thousand times on various forums. I'm hoping the original was a troll.

Seriously hoping.
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I've known people like that, who believe they're vampires and shit.

Hideous, hideous types of persons, they are.
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Protip: never date anyone who thinks that they are an undead, blood-drinking creature. It is a terrible idea, regardless of if they are correct or not.
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... regressive
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Seriously.
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These are the same people who say they laugh during dramas when someone gets killed. We all know a person like this, they think they're morbid and mysterious because they force out a contrived chuckle during a death scene. Oooh, you laughed during a murder, you're so unique and evil. The fact that the number of members in these stupid clubs surge every time a new "Blade" movie comes out eludes them. Who has time for things like facts and responsibility when you're busy "feeding" yourself by having orgies that give you magical powers? Idiots.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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Continuing the SMBC thing...
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...I want a sex trident now...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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reality is stranger than fiction . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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One of the best descriptions of that waste of time O.o
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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OK, i have seen it, now you must too!
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I don't get it.
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RobbyPants wrote:
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I don't get it.
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